The real estate market lives and dies by one rule: location, location, location. It’s so important, they have to say it three times. The same rule applies to our oral sex lives. Location is a crucial factor for heating up your eating-out experience and mixing up your normal routine. Don’t know where to start? We’ve got you covered. Here’s our top 7 places that should definitely make your oral sex bucket list.
1. In the kitchen
While sauce is simmering in the pot, you can turn up the heat in an entirely different way… Kitchens are great oral locations because of all the surfaces the receiver can perch upon: counter tops, the stove (as long as it’s not on!), kitchen islands, leaning against the fridge. The giver can even crawl under the kitchen table during dinner for some eating out while you’re eating in.
2. On the roof
There’s nothing like staring up at the stars while gearing up for the big O. Roofs have wonderful memories attached to them: Fourth of July fireworks with friends, summer wine weekends, sneaking out of the house as a teen. They’re a great way to mix up your oral routine while still being firmly on your own property (or, provocatively, on shared property) and out of sight of anyone but the moon.
3. In a car
Speaking of nostalgia, remember when a car was the only place to get it on? Hearken back to those days by parking in a dark spot and moving to the backseat -- we recommend lounging with one leg on the ground and one above the backseat’s headrest, so your partner can get the maximum access. Or if it’s minimal access and a rush you’re searching for, get some tongue under your skirt while you’re on a leisurely drive (but be careful please!!). Or, combine this with the washing machine tip, and get yourself some carwash oral! The pounding of the brushes will shake things up, the rush of water will immediately set the mood, and the time pressure will get your heart racing.
4. In the shower
An oldie, but a goodie. The shower is a primo location for getting a little dirty before getting clean. If you have a detachable shower head, you’ve probably explored using it during some one-on-one time, but having a partner use it on you during oral is next level.
5. On the washing machine
Add some kink to your laundry day. By having the receiver sit on the washer or dryer while it’s running, you’ll get to take advantage of some seriously fun vibrations. Try surprising your partner after they put clothes in. The spontaneity of suddenly bringing sex into a chore-filled afternoon really adds some heat to the moment. For extra kink, wear your Lorals and have your partner rip right through them.
6. Under the stars
Whether you’re into full woodsy camping, or just want to take advantage of your rooftop, being eaten out while gazing into the stars is an absolute must. The stars may be gazing back, but other than that, this check on the bucket list is a fairly private experience. You can find an isolated wooded area or hop back up to your roof pretty easily!
7. On a boat
Ahoy matey! Bring some naughty into the nautical by setting sail to the middle of a lake or river, and capping the day off with a sunset over the water and some delicious oral. The rocky waters can be very stimulating. Pack your Lorals, and you’ll be able to feel every little thing.That’s all she wrote, folx. Stay safe, have fun, and love oral.